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It Is Creepy.

There is a local chain restaurant where Best Friend and I occasionally eat.  There, a waitress catches my eye each time she waits on us.  Is it because she is professional?  Partially.  Is it because she is cordial?  Partially.  Is it her attentiveness?  Partially.

The main reason she catches my eye – and I have a hard time looking away – is the duo tarantulas on her eyes!  Her fake eyelashes are extremely thick, and they are as long as three inches.  When her eyes are fully open, the eyelashes hit the middle of her forehead.

Seriously, they are not attractive, unless you are attracted to tarantulas.

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