I’ve many grievances with a few people, and today is the day to air them. Since I consider it gauche to do it publicly, my grievances will be aired most privately towards the offenders in a most crisp manner.  However, I will provide a short outline to which I have said grievances:  birthdays, anniversaries, exploitation, gossip, snubbing, spurning, judging . . .

Let the gripes begin.  Keep it civil.